Don't be a prick, buy this pretty candle dick for someone you love today!
Perfect for: Galentines Day, V Day, Bachelorette parties, gag gifts, revenge gifts, or just for your own happiness 😊 
 ⚠️ NOT FOR: Internal use or anything of the likeness- don't be that person. Seriously, don't do it.
They are candles- not toys. 
5 Inches tall
3 oz.
Soy/Beeswax 
Cotton Wick 
🦇SCENT DESCRIPTIONS
✨️Plumeria
This one hits close for me, and has a special spot in my heart. It reminds me of when I first laid foot in Hawaii to start my 3 year tour while serving in the Army. It's a delightful, floral accord of peach blossoms, plumeria, and jasmine highlighted with hints of fruity melon and soft musks.
✨90's Cucumber Melon
Fresh and clean! Bursts of crisp cucumber and bright, fresh cut melon.
✨️Grapefruit + Mint
A refreshing twist of freshly squeezed grapefruit highlighted with hints of mint leaf.
✨️Strawberry + Peach Champagne
Bubbly fizzy champagne undertones mixed with sweet strawberries, peaches, raspberries, orange and hints of coconut.
✨️Apple Cinnamon
✨️BITCHCRAFT BREW- fiery cinnamon, seductive clove, smoky patchouli
✨️Black Sea- Salty oceanic accords combined with dark musk and sandalwood
✨️Blackberry Absinthe:
Anise, Eucalyptus, Saffron
Middle
Blackberry, Black Currant, Basil
Base
Fennel, Dark Musk, Tonka Bean, Amber
✨️Blood of My Enemies:
Orange, Petitgrain, Mandarin, Lemon, Green
Middle: Freesia
Base: Musk, Sweet, Orange Flower
✨️Dragons Blood- Earthy- sweet, spicy, and earthy
✨️Fresh Cut Grass
✨️GRAVEYARD
Top: Earthy Middle: Moss Base: Cedarwood
✨️Grampa's Aftershave 
 Sandalwood, Brandy
Middle: Leather, Pine Fir, Clove, Cardamom
Base: Musk, Patchouli, Tonka, Cedarwood, Vanilla, Moss
✨️Lavender
✨️Lavender Driftwood- cypress, cedar, and amber.
✨️Lilac
✨️ Lily of the Valley- Lush green leaves, green floral top notes, bergamot accent, lily of the valley, lilac, resting on a light base of musk and powder
✨️LoOpY- Smells just like fruit loops cereal!
✨️Meditation-blend of amber, sandalwood, notes of vanilla
✨️Mermaid Lagoon- Ozone, Sea Salt, Lemon, Orange Blossom, Green Leaves, Lilac, Jasmine, Tonka Bean, Amber
✨️MOB SCENE
Top: Lemon, Green
Middle: Freesia Geranium, Eucalyptus
Base: Musk, Sandalwood Cedarwood Moss, Amber
✨️Nag Champa
✨️ORCHID
Top: Salt Air, Pear, Apple, Green
Middle: Orchid Cyclamen
Base: Musk Vanilla Tonka Cedarwood
✨️PIER
Top. Salt Air, Aldehydic, Lemon, Melon
Middle Lily, Rose, Cyclamen
Base: Musk, Cedarwood
✨️REBEL ROSE
Top: Rose, Lemon, Amber
Middle: Magnolia Jasmine. Violet Base: Musk, Sandalwood Vanilla, Cedarwood, Labdanum
✨️Skull Island Retreat:
Sandalwood, Cream
Middle: Coconut, Heliotrope
Base: Sandalwood, Vanilla, Sweet, Cedarwood, Tonka, Patchouli, Moss
✨️Soft Eucalyptus:
Top: Marine, Spearmint, Lemon
Middle: Eucalyptus
Base: Sea Salt, Powder, Juniper✨️Strawberry Shortcake- Smells just like a yummy Strawberry poundcake!
✨️Vanilla
✨️White Tea Sage- Clean- Bergamot, White Tea, Sage
✨️Wicked Apple- tart, green apples with the slightest touch of vanilla
Handmade with 100% Pure All-Natural Soy Wax and Fragrance Blends that are carefully curated with natural extracts and essential oils.