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Don't be a prick, buy this pretty candle dick for someone you love today!

Perfect for: Galentines Day, V Day, Bachelorette parties, gag gifts, revenge gifts, or just for your own happiness 😊

⚠️ NOT FOR: Internal use or anything of the likeness- don't be that person. Seriously, don't do it.

They are candles- not toys.

5 Inches tall

3 oz.


Cotton Wick

🦇Scent Choices




✨️Strawberry Shortcake

✨️Fresh Cut Grass

✨️Apple Cinnamon

✨️Nag Champa


✨️Black Sea- Salty oceanic accords combined with dark musk and sandalwood

✨️LoOpY- Smells just like fruit loops cereal!

✨️Lavender Driftwood- cypress, cedar, and amber.

✨️Wicked Apple- tart, green apples with the slightest touch of vanilla

✨️Dragons Blood- Earthy- sweet, spicy, and earthy

✨️White Tea Sage- Clean- Bergamot, White Tea, Sage

✨️Meditation-blend of amber, sandalwood, notes of vanilla

✨️BITCHCRAFT BREW- fiery cinnamon, seductive clove, smoky patchouli

✨️ Lily of the Valley- Lush green leaves, green floral top notes, bergamot accent, lily of the valley, lilac, resting on a light base of musk and powder

✨️Mermaid Lagoon- Ozone, Sea Salt, Lemon, Orange Blossom, Green Leaves, Lilac, Jasmine, Tonka Bean, Amber


Top: Earthy Middle: Moss Base: Cedarwood


Top: Rose, Lemon, Amber

Middle: Magnolia Jasmine. Violet Base: Musk, Sandalwood Vanilla, Cedarwood, Labdanum


Top: Lemon, Green

Middle: Freesia Geranium, Eucalyptus

Base: Musk, Sandalwood Cedarwood Moss, Amber


Top: Salt Air, Pear, Apple, Green

Middle: Orchid Cyclamen

Base: Musk Vanilla Tonka Cedarwood


Top. Salt Air, Aldehydic, Lemon, Melon

Middle Lily, Rose, Cyclamen

Base: Musk, Cedarwood

Pretty Peckers

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